What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What is brown and sticky?

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A seal walks into a club.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Mexicans working in an office

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

A van drives into a car.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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