Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Amputations.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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