Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Black people are clen.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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