- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

planking.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

George W. Bush

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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