Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Giving birth to the antichrist

The Economy

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Communism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Write your own

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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