who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

thumb_up thumb_down +16

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What time is it? 12:03 AM

thumb_up thumb_down +14

9/11/01 walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +14

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

American Idol

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops