Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Knock knock *No one was home*

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

the guy below me is gay

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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