What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

potato farming

dog

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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