- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

look left now look right. washing machine

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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