Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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penisface

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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you will die someday

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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NEVER

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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