What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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The WNBA

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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That's what he said.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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