My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Women's Rights

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Jake Bowar

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Please don't rape me.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Penis jokes.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Penis in a box.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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