- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

I don't get it

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

A man. That is all.

oops

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??