A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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your face.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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