NEVER

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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The WNBA

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Pavel Novak

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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