why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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WNBA

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Women's Basketball.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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