Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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womens rights!

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You're so straight!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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That's what he said.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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