Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Y2K

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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