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The glass is half an hour.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Women's rights.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

obama is a good president

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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