I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Child Prostitution.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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