How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Romney 2012

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Women's Basketball.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock knock Who's there? What.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

WNBA

KEVIN HART

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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