A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Penis

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Justin Bieber

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Boobs are nasty!

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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