What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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