- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

There is a car full of black people.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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