i fondle myself every night....

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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There is a car full of black people.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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