My butt!!!!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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okay.....

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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your face.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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