Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

dead babies

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Fuck her

How Long is a Chinese man.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

lewis bedford

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

lol

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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