why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Poopsack Jones

Anti jokes.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

The Economy

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

im black

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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