- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Obama.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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