- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Which one is hardest?

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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