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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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