why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Tim's gay.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

i hate you.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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