- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

WNBA

your momma's an antijoke

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Grapefruit.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

okay.....

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

I can't think of a joke!

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