A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Your life That's the joke

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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