option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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i like potatoes

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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