Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why Because

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Amputations.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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whats better than shoes feet

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

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