- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

W.N.B.A.

Do you know that car over there? No.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Black people are clen.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Go away.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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