- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Rock mattress.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

like facebook.com/john maon

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Hello I'm a fat kid

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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