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Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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