roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Anal cheese curds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Water, please.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Anti Joke

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