- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How Long is a Chinese man.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A man. That is all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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