What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Gadaffi

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Obama.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Chaney is a dumb b****

96

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

i like potatoes

Did you know?

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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