What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Hi

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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