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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

whats better than sex? cookies

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

High school gym class.

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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