- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights.

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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