Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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