- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

What's the best anti joke? this one

Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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