Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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I'm not here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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I am Skaldak!

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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