- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

A man walks into an anti Joke.

A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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