What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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