Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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