What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Horse tits

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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