What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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