A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Dinosaur!

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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