A jew walks into an Oven....

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Penis.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Feet

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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