What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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