What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Oh, I must be hearing things.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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