There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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The WNBA

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Get in the van

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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