- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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