Women's rights.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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No

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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