Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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steves legs

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Women's rights.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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The glass is half an hour.

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okay.....

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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noodles

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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