Penis.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

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