Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Feet

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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derp

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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