Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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Horse tits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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