A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I'm Halarious.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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